July 17th

On July 17th you have to fight your cousin
by Mlcg1 July 16, 2022
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July 16th

The day that the “best friend” is born , the one who knows EVERYTHING but never tells . The one who loves but never loved .
Best friend: hey whens your birthday?
Them: July 16th ,why?
Best friend: Oh can you tell me the secrets ?
Them: no they are “secrets” for a reason.
Best friend: ugh.. nobody likes you .
Them: i know …..
by MaxisShort_L March 06, 2022
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july 18th

people born on this day have big giant juicy fat huge bouncy lumpy rumpys
richard: damn she has a fat ass

william: makes sense she was born on july 18th
by woman with fat cock April 22, 2021
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July 6

National dm your loved ones today; or your fans! ALL:)
celeb: hey guys it's July 6! dming yalls soon!!
by sub to my yt rn! - Kay Kay December 30, 2020
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July 2nd

the day masochist daddy dilf was born.
Today is July 2nd lol daddy dilf was born today
by suga.is.bae August 04, 2021
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july 16th

Hey guess what day it is
What?

July 16th
And what about it?
It's national suck day!
by Trapbart June 25, 2017
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28th july

The birthday of someone so annoying that you could slam their arm in a car door and drive off with it still wedged between the door and the body of the car.
Is she a 28th July. Better get the car.
by Ndjwif October 17, 2021
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