July 2nd

the day masochist daddy dilf was born.

Today is July 2nd lol daddy dilf was born today

by suga.is.bae August 4, 2021

July 16

July 16 is the day you ask your crush to be yours forever by giving them something.

Joe: Hey! it's July 16 already!
Ralph: Snap! I've got to ask my crush out!
joe: Remember to give her something!

by DryWater July 16, 2022

Julie K

The word Julie K (or Juju Kay) refers to Julie Kelechian (born Halloween day, 1990) is one of Kim Kardashian’s youngest step sisters. Although she did not seem to have made it to the top worldwide celebrities, this young businesswoman is definitely involved in the Ks family business. She is well-known for her tremendous Armenian 'derrière'. That’s how you can definitely retrace the DNA to the royal K blood.

To do a Julie K.
This is a special use of the word Julie K. It implies showing off - or rather flashig - both the buttocks and the breast to emphasize their generous size thanks to the blessed Armenian DNA that runs in the blood family.

‘Oh no! She just did another Julie K to impress the latinos!’

‘It was supposed to be just another regular skinny dipping, but the camping girl scouts decided to do another Julie K. So mainstream of them...’

by kynthya May 29, 2019

July 1st

this day ( being July 1st ) marks another day since Ray William Johnson's masterpiece Doin Your Mom was released.
nuff said

guy one: "hey its July 1st, you know what that means!"
guy two: "can you just not fu(have intimate relations)ck my mother for once on july 1st?"
guy one: *already ran off*
guy two: "damn."

by reallystinky June 24, 2022

july 16th

On July 16, its another national dick suck day!

Hey guess what day it is
What?

July 16th
And what about it?
It's national suck day!

by Trapbart June 24, 2017

July 14

The day where you can ask put your crush and they can't say no!

Kayla: hey wanna go out with me? Btw it's July 14th
Crush:welp guess I have to say yes

by _.TheApple._ July 13, 2021

July 26th

July 26th is national exchange nudes with James day. If you didn’t yesterday like you were supposed to- you have to today . *James girlfriend only,* as he doesn’t want any nudes but hers!

Today is July 26th...perfect day for James and his girlfriend to exchange nudes!

by Imjustanurbandictionaryhoe July 24, 2020