twat jockey

1. an insult used to describe a male who attracts a lot of female attention. ie: man whore.

1. female a: "That boy over there is exceptionally attractive."

female b: "Yes, you're right. But I heard from Female C that he is a major twat jockey. You better stear clear of him."

by woahbaby!!! January 14, 2010

radio jock

Someone that changes the radio station every 20 seconds

wow, that guy is such a radio jock, he changes the station every 10 seconds

by thesmartguy123 June 5, 2010

tap jockey

One who works in a bar or pub serving tasty beverages. In Ireland, a tap jockey is usually considered to hold a position of power and prestige, as it is s/he who regulates the supply of alcohol. Tap jockeys generally have little problem finding a roide.

"Jayz Mary, who's yer man behind the bar?"
"That's the new tap jockey - can't pour a Guinness to save his life, god bless us".

by deduck July 20, 2010

underwear jockey

a person who will only dry hump

She's totally hot, but I hear she's an underwear jockey.

by SweetTaterz August 15, 2010

Flamingo Jockey

In sport, a flamingo jockey is one who rides flamingos in flamingo racing or dresses accordingly while riding a flamingo. The flamingo does not have to be alive for the jockey to be considered a 'flamingo jockey'

Flamingo jockeys in Barbados are renowned as having the fastest flamingos in the world giving them the nicknames 'Badoflams'.

by Burger King Mcdonalds November 6, 2010

peen jockey

a female who sleeps around

Dude, I've seen that girl with 3 other guys in this week alone. She needs to stop being such a peen jockey or her reputation will be defiled.

by AltheaJ April 3, 2011

Knowledge Jock

It is the academic "jock" of a person. It is the academic work and effort put into an academic duty upon which freeloaders like to ride and mooch off of.

A: Hey bro, hook me up with last night's homework!
B: Man, get off my knowledge jock!

by Oorah! April 4, 2011