Jockey

A tremendous meat rider

Bro: "my bro can kick your ass he's the best fighter I know".
Me: " ight bro stop jockeying that MF".

by Ugly ass💕💕 July 16, 2023

chode jockey

A jokey of chode; one who rides chodes for a living; professional chode rider.

A person who likes to ride dick can be male or female.

Someone extremely obsessed with the chode

Did you see that chode jockey over there?
You are being a real chode jockey right now.

That hooker really knew how to take a dick, a real chode jockey .
Why are you such a chode jockey bro?

by Schlong Dong Silver March 20, 2022

Thumb Jockey

A texting driver.

"I passed so many Thumb Jockeys on my last motorcycle trip; mostly between Illinois and Ohio."

by Off with her head! September 7, 2016

Flaming Jockey

Squeeze a load of hand sanitizer into one hand. Light your hand on fire, hold on with the other hand to your partners love handle, and slap away and ride the pony with your flaming hand.

“Brother I sent the flaming jockey on my girlfriend the other night. We were SO covid safe it was fucked!”

by Fireslapper April 8, 2021

crooked jerky jockey

When you jerk your jock and it is not quite the straight rod you’re looking for. Usually drifting to the right unless you have an unusual dominant hand

The grinch is such a crooked spirit he even has a crooked jerky jockey

by Chonga December 24, 2021

break-up jockey

A guy who breaks up with his girlfriend in public in a cold and cruel manner.

He's sucha' damn break-up jockey for dumping Sarah like that!

by Type2GenomeManiac June 12, 2017

granny jockey

One who is inclined to engage in bareback sexual acts with elderly women in order to satisfy a personal fixation and their lack of ability to become pregnant.

Gary was banned from his grandfathers nursing home because he is a notorious granny jockey.

by C. E. Short April 20, 2016