jimmy jabs

Jimmy jabs is a form of competition held in the work place when the boss is gone.

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Jimmy jabs is a form of competition held in the work place when the boss is gone.

Most popular in Brooklyn 99
by Sam’s a pedo March 29, 2021
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Squimmy Jimmy

When a couple does anal for so long, the dick starts to push in there stomach. The acid from the stomach starts to corrode the dick. Since there dick is in the liquid acid the dick starts to get very soggy, and falls off as well being dissolved in the stomach. The dick is now a small little stub that looks like an erect clit, with balls, that can only wiggle and squirm.
"Becka, I can't believe what happened last night. My boyfriend gave me anal, it felt so good, after an hour or so I gave him a Squimmy Jimmy. Now I don't gotta worry about him cheating on me anymore!"
by OpenMindedBagels March 10, 2018
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jimmy nuttron

When you bust a nut so hard your IQ goes up
I busted a jimmy nuttron before our math test
by Jimmy Nuttron November 14, 2019
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hit that jimmy

to hit on a man in a sexual manner
Girl 1: That guy is so hot!
Girl 2: I know, I'm about to go hit that jimmy!
by bighoss101 February 04, 2015
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Jimmy pants

Ridiculously tight male dress pants, predominantly in the butt area. May cause restricted circulation, dizziness, difficulty breathing and infertility.
Ladies love Jimmy pants!
by Hangryness May 16, 2014
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JIMMY HAT

The thing you put over your penis when you engage in sexual activity!!!!
by i am a big marshmallow sucker September 20, 2017
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Jimmy Stathis

he’s very famous and very smart. like he’s very famous! keeps the gc going at 2am in the morning (his time). did i mention he’s very famous! jimmy if u see this i’m ur biggest fan and ur so funny.
by smiles4cv on instagram :) June 06, 2019
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