Hey is Jeff coming to the party tonight? Ya he is but don’t worry about him to much he won’t be getting to much work done tonight!
by Jeff Hackett December 13, 2021
Get the Jeffmug. Jeff turns heads, no matter how you identify. He is a winner. Sometimes he sings, sometimes he plays trivia. Jeff is so smart he was born into Mensa. People ask where he bought his jeans, and assume he is in the military. His tattoo is a barbed wire, so rusty it will give you tetanus if you make eye contact with it after 10pm on a Tuesday night. Don't play pool with Jeff. He will always take your money. Jeff is such a hot commodity that the only way to approach him is to win a street fight using broken beer bottles on MLK Drive. He is the cock of the walk and puts the “swag” in “swagger”.
Girl 1: Hey, did you see that guy doing a one-handed push-up?
Girl 2: That is Jeff, but people call him El Hefe.
Girl 1: That is legendary.
“The best preparation for tomorrow, is being Jeff today”.
Girl 2: That is Jeff, but people call him El Hefe.
Girl 1: That is legendary.
“The best preparation for tomorrow, is being Jeff today”.
by K2darizzle April 14, 2025
Get the Jeffmug. by Vocellistar September 4, 2016
Get the jeff lizakmug. an actual nonce, he usually hangs outside the primary school waiting for unsuspecting 6 years olds to be snatched from their parents. His favourite game Is probably league of legends
Roadman: oi blud who’s that dickhead?
civilised human being: idk, he looks like a nonce
Other human: must be a Jeff!
civilised human being: idk, he looks like a nonce
Other human: must be a Jeff!
by NoStep February 9, 2022
Get the Jeffmug. 
by i hav a jeff/jess in mii life July 14, 2009
Get the jeff/jessmug.