jeff

that one kid that is never at school

boy 1-is jeff here today
boy 2 -no dumbass

by baby bust 16 November 15, 2021

Jeff Juice

The concentrated and bottled urine of an Amazon worker.

I worked for 12 hours in the Amazon Warehouse and filled two bottles with Jeff Juice

by Amazon Employee 69420 November 16, 2021

Jeff

Someone who speaks about big achievements with an underrated tone.

He totally Jeffed the award.

by theguyfromchurch October 27, 2021

Jeff Bezos

Jeff Bezos is the chief executive Big Ol' Rich boy of amazon. He went to space, but didn't actually go to space, he went to the edge of space, so pretty lame, I can do that whilst I slumber. He also ate an iguana, so like, that's weird.

Gejj Bestor? No, It's "Jeff Bezos," his name is Jeff Bezos, not fucking "Gejj Bestor"

by steakjuice September 10, 2021

Jeff Bezoed

When your cat gets scared and jumps so high in the air he could have spent 3 minutes in space.

I had a bad leg cramp which caused me to move my leg as my cat walked by and he Jeff Bezoed.

by 1998F150 September 16, 2021

Jeff-San

Someone who changes a lot when exposed to like-minded people of the same age group and interests, fixing the issues they once had with socialization.

Person 1: "I'm sorry for all those things I've said in the past"
Person 2: "It's okay, you've gotten quite better. You're a real 'Jeff-San'."

by Bucket2Man July 20, 2021

Jeff Taco

A "Jeff Taco" Is usually very bad at grand theft auto they have small pens.

I have a Jeff Taco

by Zintoe July 29, 2021