jacking off

When you disconect from the internet

I gotta go im jacking off.

by Rob Ho May 6, 2006

jacking-off

To releive one's thelf in thexual enlightenment by rubbing the head, or pinching the cliterus over and over and over and over.

Alex ran to her bedroom cos she was tired and relived herthelf on the floor

by Alex highley September 15, 2003

Jackie

Jackie is a girl who is hard to describe. When you first meet her she could be quiet and hesitant to questions. If you spot her around well-known family or friends, you can see she can be quite bubbly and happy. But that's what she looks like on the outside, most of the time she bottles up her emotions trying not to show who she really is. She can be quick-tempered and irritable, seeming to be emotionless and rude. She can be annoying and talk too much around friends or family. Most of the time she is misunderstood, people thinking she's an evil manipulative person. But if you get to know her she's actually a fun person to be friends with.

Jackie snapped at the boy, "Shut up, will you?"

by TheLoneRaven June 20, 2019

Stat Jacking

The act of stealing someones status message from a social network and copying it as your own status.

Her status message on facebook is the same as mine I wish she would stop stat jacking me!

by kekest August 30, 2010

Cracker Jacking

The act of enjoying the snack food Cracker Jacks.

You: Hey man, what's up?
Guy eating Cracker Jacks: Not much, just Cracker Jacking.

by Sun-Wukong May 14, 2011

Flap Jacking

Jacking off onto pancakes and then eating it

"What did you have for breakfast, Jimmy?"

"I did a little flap jacking"

"deeeeeelicious"

by Dirty dirty girl January 3, 2007

hill jacking

acting as a "hill jack" or "hillbillie" or "mountain person"

"hill jacking" is a verb.

"You have been hill jacking around all day!" or "I do not accept hill jacking in this household!"

by Phillip James June 29, 2008