Internet

1.) The only reason 99.9% of people bought a computer.
2.) The solution to everything.
3.) My only friend.

1.) If it weren't for the internet, I would've never spent $700 on this laptop.
2.) Horny? Hook up to the internet for some porn.
Too lazy to do / don't understand your homework? Look up the answers on the internet.
Procrastinating? Go on Youtube.
3.) Usually, people go out to have fun on Fridays after work. But me? I go on the Internet.
/forever alone

by foreveralonexoxo March 9, 2012

Interbanging

A close knit group of friends and/or co-workers who at different times have all had sex with each other.

It seems like every restaurant I work in there is always a lot of interbanging among the employees.

by Not Shaun March 27, 2010

internet hide and seek

when you cant get wireless internet in your current position, and you have to move around in different places to find a connection. the internet is a sneaky little bastard dont let it fool you.

Garret: "God damnit i cant get internet."

Alex: "Go look for it."

Garret: "I dont feel like playing internet hide and seek."

by garsgro November 20, 2010

Interfacetion

What you have for a friend that spends more than 2 hours a day on Facebook.

Dude, don't forget we have an Interfacetion for Frankie tonight!

My friend uses his phone for Facebook more than phone calls and texts, it's time for an Interfacetion!

F.A.R.E - Facebook Abuse Resistance Education

by F.A.R.E. January 22, 2011

Discovery Intermediate

Where u can go to see a fight any day anytime and the place to get suspended for no good reason. And the most drama(no cap you’ll find it everywhere)the top getto school in florida.

Welcome to this getto school discovery intermediate!

by You’ll find out soon July 3, 2018

Alert the Internet

Synonym or modern version to "There's the phone, call someone who cares."

(loosely)

Master Shake: Thanks for ruining my lunch! Which is gone by the way...
Frylock: Have you looked in the fridge?
Master Shake: Oh Brainstorm! Alert the internet we got a genius over here

by Keshicus June 1, 2010

low interest light

n. If humans came equipped with dashboards, this would be the indicator light that shows you have no interest in a given activity.

I need you to attend tomorrow's weekly meeting for me; my low interest light just came on.

by SkidMarkyMark February 1, 2007