female illiterate

the misconjunction of knowledge on the way women think

"Hey Phil why don't you talk to women"-Dave
"Well I'm too afraid to talk to them I don't know how they think, I'm female illiterate"-Phil

by The KEk September 9, 2018

Dyslexic Illiterate sack of sadness

A person who can’t speak and read who commonly replies with “WHAT?” who you personally despise with a burning passion who has commonly said “I’m so depressed!” And they are extremely sad because they have no friends (although they may think your their friend) they have not been diagnosed with depression but constantly say this on group chats that you are stuck in with them.You most likely don’t have their number but they do. You constantly what to kick them in the Shins and permanently disable them.

A rare Insult that hurts like REALLY hurts.

“You are a fucking Dyslexic Illiterate sack of sadness” screamed 69420

by 69420ha get it? January 24, 2020

Abingdon Illinois

If you live here your a depressed loner and probably have never felt the touch of a female oh and you probably have no friends.

“Hey do you live in Abingdon Illinois?”

“Oh you probably suck.”

by Drugs and hookers March 8, 2021

math-illiterate

Me

My friend: Can you help me with this algebra question?
Me: No sorry I'm math-illiterate.

by Obv troll is obvious April 2, 2021

Gilberts Illinois

Gilbert’s Illinois is a small town in northern Illinois filled with a bunch of hicks everywhere but the “wannabe” ghetto of timber trails, Gilbert’s Illinois has a hot spot at cruisins where a bunch of old white people like to talk about how kids nowadays aren’t shit.

Let’s go to Gilberts Illinois and pick up some milfs at cruisins

by Fuck60136 October 20, 2021

hampton illinois

full of toxic ass people also it’s so small it’s considered a village. someone named bryce keith loves there and makes it a living hell. there’s nothing to do but go to a gas station called porters :/

hampton illinois sucks ass.

by ben sober November 9, 2021

billie illish

a pot head.a bad ass singer tho.

me: want some yay sniffers?

you: no im not billie illish.

me: yeah and you sure as shit cant sing like her either😒

by muststash bea king😎👑 September 30, 2021