the purple horse

A magical creature bond to the hills of Durham? It's power so great it's only known to few, a relation according to legendary tales to that of the purple man. A four legged mare, taking the appearance of a crippled horse in order to hide. The purple horse spends many of its hours asleep during the day in order to make up lost winks whilts it preforms magic in the deep dark night.

'Hey did you see that pig fly?' I bet it was down to the purple horse. Hey, did you see how the Rainbow appeared like magic? I bet it was all thanks to the purple horse.

by richieblack September 3, 2016

Horse Walk

When one doesn't realise they are drunk, and upon standing up to walk they walk on a very distinct angle.

After the game I got up to leave and I had the biggest Horse Walk.

by JaymesVickery October 11, 2013

Horse growler

A male or female with incisors and gums that extrude from the front if their face. Normally it is very uncomfortable to see a horse growler smile.

Amy is such a horse growler, everytime she smiles she turns into a booger wolf.

by Bookup February 9, 2012

horse cock

bologna

Hey man, whatcha bring for lunch?

Horse cock sandwich. Want half?

Yum!

by The Evil Boll Weevil January 25, 2011

HORSE FACED

A woman with a long face, similar to a horse's.

Did you fuck that ugly, horse faced bitch?

by Eric April 11, 2005

Hobby Horse

To ride someones ass, to bully or intimidate with power; To bugger your subordinates

My boss loves to hobby horse me

by lemony snicket badger October 15, 2008

War horse

A War horse is a man who is extremely tall and built and muscular. There like a stalion but better there sex drive is unmatchable and there dick is huge and they fuck like kings and make sure you leave pleasured and are also really good guys who acctualy care

Yo! Look at Steven that kids a stalion.
Naw look at that Josh kid now that's a war horse I wanna ride

by Big chappo October 24, 2018