hookering

the act of being a hooker

Hookering is the oldest profession in the books.

by bigagr January 11, 2012

hookers and hotdogs

A statement used to express that if a specific outcome occurs it will be very good indeed.

If I hit the trifecta in the next race it'll be hookers and hotdogs for everyone!

by Westside T October 30, 2015

Cheeze-It Hooker

She’s named after a cheese, but she’s really only a side piece. Somebody please start a GoFundMe page for this chick, as she clearly has some Daddy issues.

Yo, that chick last night was a Cheeze-It Hooker. I gave half my paycheck to Boomer Jacks and all I got was this T-shirt.

by Texas Hook 'Em June 27, 2025

Air Base Hooker

A prostitute, but one who acts with the greater speed, efficiency and warfighting capability one would expect from a prostitute working an installation of the United States Air Force.

Bob: Whoa, that car is really fast!
Jim: Yeah, faster than an air base hooker!

by Air Base Hooker January 18, 2019

Muddy Hooker

Sticking your finger in your ass, scooping out some feces and hooking your significant other in the mouth like a fish.

I can't wait to give you a muddy hooker when we get home.

by chadd33 January 22, 2022

National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend

Always the second weekend in September. From that Friday to Sundown Sunday, all free passes to cheat on your girlfriend with a hooker.

Hey, I booked us a trip to Vegas for my 21st birthday. The second weekend in September. You know that’s National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend!

by TheLongestDriveEver September 11, 2025

Hooker rinds

The crispy sheen of dried skin that accumulates on the bedding of cheap hotels

When Nick was checking the linens for bed bugs he found a huge matting of hooker rinds that made his stomach turn

by Brogantac July 6, 2019