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house hop

You go from house to house, and spend the night at different ones.

someone who doesn't really have a house, who just goes from house to house and mooches off everyone else.
My friend is a mooch who likes to house hop.
by moocher12345 August 2, 2009
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House rape

When people show up at your house without permission. Living, sleeping, or just annoying the shit out of you.
Our friend was visiting from out of the country for a few weeks, stayed longer and now her boyfriend is still house raping us.

Our friend got "too drunk to drive" and decided to stay "long enough" to "sober up" and house raped us.

Our friends house rape us because our stuff is better than theirs.
by better than my friends December 12, 2010
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house-of-reps

noun. Short for the House of Representatives; one of the two houses of Congress, where mass debation (a pun on masturbation) occurs. Thus, the term 'house-of-reps' can be used to humorously and perhaps more subtly indicate one's prior engagement in the act of masturbation.

verb. 'house-of-repping' - to debate on a mass scale, ergo. to masturbate.
Friend: Sup mang, watcha do these holidays?
Me: Well, let's just say I adopted a very hands on interest in the house-of-reps.
Friend: Lawl, me too. Federal politics is the shiz.
Bystander (possibly female and attractive): You guys seem pretty cool... How bout we discuss world affairs back at mine?
by 2alluh8ers July 7, 2011
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House Rape

A situation where a large number of uninvited house guests intentionally crash a party, consume large quantities of food and drink.
Adrian, has a party for some good friends and neighbors. Liz knows about the party, but is not invited. Liz decides to invite the entire neighborhood and claim that Adrian initiated the invite. The end result is Adrian's party having a significant number of guests and leaving him feeling house raped.
by LudaChris August 25, 2013
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House Boner

Visually stimulating house, which gives you a boner.
"LOOK AT THAT VICTORIAN MANSION! OH HOY MAMA! I HAVE THE BUGGEST HOUSE BONER!"
by minimoses2014 October 23, 2013
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housecunt

An able, snobby lady of childbearing age that, out of laziness, spends her days shopping instead of making any useful contributions to society.
I had the day off and took the kids to the zoo. The place was packed with housecunts.
by kcolc February 12, 2014
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Housecarl

A russian man/bear that hibernates for up to years a time in his home without leaving.
Person 1: My apartment can get so lonely at times.

Person 2: You clearly need to get yourself a Housecarl.
by Grosenberries November 14, 2014
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