Hidini

(noun. Portmanteau of 'Hide' and 'Houdini')

A person who performs a masterful, Houdini-like social disappearance, often without a trace.

To play (a) Hidini: To vanish so completely from one's social life it's like they were sawed in half and locked in a trunk.

Maud: Have you seen Marigold since she went to the lakes?
Bethany: Not a glimpse. She seems to have... vanished.
Maud: I believe she has played a Hidini.
Bethany: A full disappearing act? I hope she played a Walden.

by Love-fi December 13, 2025

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Hide and go shit

When you sit on the lavvy and suddenly don't need, stand up and leave before the immediate need for a shite. Usually a big runny one after too many sprouts

My stomach was playing hide and go shit

by Andy1986. January 3, 2026

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hiny hider

The door on a bathroom stall.

Make sure you shut the hiny hider.

by tony miller December 28, 2007

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Egg-Hider

Egg Hider--- Someone who's testicles don't sit where or as they should,
resulting in deceptive placement of said glands.

"Dude, I tried to Rochambeau that guy for the rights to buy that sweet honey
a drink..."
"What happened?"
"Well, when I went to kick him, he just stared at me...what's the deal?"
"You didn't know? Jim is an egg-hider. You'll never be able to find his
balls; they're not where they're supposed to be."
"Man, I wish I would have known that upfront; now I look like an idiot."

by James L. Johnson, Jr. January 2, 2008

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