Alex Jones: “you guys wanna see my beautiful body?”
Akaash: “let’s see those fuckin heavies”
Everyone (chanting): “heavies! heavies! heavies!”
Akaash: “let’s see those fuckin heavies”
Everyone (chanting): “heavies! heavies! heavies!”
by stillvillager June 26, 2021

Where the larger of two lovers unknowingly dozes off while plastered overtop of the smaller one, either because he is exhausted from a long day and/or the recently-completed bouncy-bouncy with the smaller person, or he simply feels so drowsy and contentedly-relaxed with the other person's warm-fleshed presence pressed firmly against him that he can't stay awake. Extra points if, the next time he sleepily stirs, he actually becomes aware that he is squashing his companion underneath him, and so he rolls gently to the side so that he can still snuggle right up against his fellow canoodler but is no longer resting his entire ponderous bulk on top of said unfortunate "human mattress". Even more kudos-points if he also firmly arm-wraps the "underneath" person as he re-positions himself back down onto the bed, so that he rolls the other person right over with him and thus maintains the heavenly warm skin-to-skin contact with his cuddle-buddy in the process.
Huge marshmallow-hearted guy: I am so glad that Tiffany is fairly sturdy-figured, since I usually drift off into a heavy slumber after we make love and/or we give each other a soothing after-shower snuggle-massage.
by QuacksO July 4, 2018

by Frederick Yeo November 16, 2023

A big gun.
*group of people showing each other their firearms, someone shows a small revolver to the group*
“That’s cute, I see you fuck with pop but what you know about heavy metal?”
*displays a Mac 10*
“That’s cute, I see you fuck with pop but what you know about heavy metal?”
*displays a Mac 10*
by Cuuussshhh January 9, 2024

Really good and disgustingly badass. A mixture of heavy, meaning really good or deep and as kickass as kung fu.
Guy 1 "Man, how did you manage to kill that Boss and not take a single hit?"
Guy 2 "Because I'm Heavy Kung Fu"
Guy 2 "Because I'm Heavy Kung Fu"
by pisodiumis February 4, 2014

by definitelynotjoebiden February 17, 2023

I can't lift you up cause my back heavy
These ratchets have heavy backs
These ratchets have heavy backs
These ratchets have heavy backs
These ratchets have heavy backs
by Buiyaa January 8, 2015
