pogo-stick handshake

Kissing-cousin to pump-handle, this joyful greeting-method entails grasping the other person's hand in both of yers, then vigorously jumping up and down a few times to really enthusiastically swing his arm bobbingly and show him how glad you are to see him.

Anyone can do da pogo-stick handshake, but it's most often performed by a small child, either to express his great joy at being reunited with the person, or to somewhat-braggingly demonstrate how self-confident he is at such a young age.

by QuacksO October 10, 2018

Back Alley Handshake

A word for a sneeky handjob given in a very secluded place

Did you hear that Ron just got a Back Alley Handshake from Molly just now? Jeez you'd think that he would wait until after his wedding day!

by Jaboy13 July 6, 2016

new mackin handshake

When your boy used to be a stud and mack on all the ladies but now he's docile and polite

Person #1 - Yo, is Mark still a savage?
Person #2 - Nah, he's on that new mackin handshake because he has a girlfriend now.
Person #1 - Goodnight, sweet prince :(

by M.Boy December 14, 2016

Left Handed Handshake

A term for an agreement that was never meant to be honored. Stands in opposition to deals sealed with shaking right hands.

Person 1: I thought we had an understanding!!

Person 2: No man, that was only a left handed handshake.

by bakja November 16, 2011

Hot tea handshake

A hot tea handshake is when you dip your hand in boiling hot tea and put it in someone's rectum.

Last night I just gave my girl a hot tea handshake.

by Fuckme456 May 15, 2019

Long Island Handshake

A manual anal stimulation technique whereby the gentleman inserts four fingers, pinky at bottom... index on top, into the ladies rectum. The move is fully executed when the thumb has been inserted into the vagina and the man's hand is shook vertically as if introducing himself to the lady. A quick way to remember this technique is "four in the stink, thumb in her pink."

My new neighbor introduced me to his wife so to be polite I gave her a Long Island Handshake.

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Nothing relaxes Suzy more after a long day at the office, than a nice glass of wine and a Long Island Handshake from her boyfriend.

by sonny chiba December 26, 2006

los angeles handshake

fancy handjob slang for those tryna flex in high school but ain't tryna get dress coded

I saw some dude with a los Angeles handshake sweatshirt and I had to define this shit for myself

by Laroonmochyointerinet May 7, 2018