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arabian eye goggles

A pair of eye goggles that were given to thy Mayans for luck; A motha' fuckin' suhweeet pair of goggles that make you an official P-I-M-P.
"...and thy arabian eye goggles were given to thy one."- The New Testament-Pussy Galore 2:69
by poopy MCPOO November 15, 2004
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japanese rain goggles

when a woman smudges her breast into the face of a man.
dude i got a japanese rain goggles last night." "whats that?" " my girlfriend shoved her tits in my face!
by your mom gave me japanese rain November 26, 2010
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Akapuku Goggles

During sex, when a man puts his balls over a woman's eyes, resembling goggles.
She couldn't see anything because she was wearin a pair of akapuku goggles.
by Spunky Jones June 13, 2006
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Safety Goggles

The sexual act in which a woman puts testicals In her eyes (hence safety goggles) and her tongue up an ass hole while the cock is slapped against her forehead. Usually willing but in forced cases see safety sunglasses
aj: did u hear that girl squeal when the got a pearl necklace? logan: ya dude i heard mike gave her some safety goggles too! aj: she had chocolate on her lips, extra eye lashes and a white head band on?!
by ajgamerguy July 11, 2007
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crusty goggles

when a girl is sleeping and you bust on her eyes and when she wakes up the jizz will dry up and she cant open her eyes.
Yo man I heard that girl had crusty goggles.
by CG MAN August 4, 2010
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Flesh Goggles

When one places both balls over the eyes off a person so that one testicle is over each eye like a pair of goggles. If any part of the penis comes to rest on the nose it is then referred to as a Gonzo because his nose is long and penis shaped.
Karen got drunk and passed out so her friend Steven placed one of his testicles over each of her eyes as he yelled out, "Flesh Goggles!". They're other friend took a pic so Steven raised his arms in triumph which caused his penis to fall to a rest over Karen's nose which technically turned it to a Gonzo.
by ramon3ord5th April 4, 2014
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Japanese rain goggles

Getting squirted on while a woman is standing up
by iamdtf May 15, 2018
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