Loser Geek Brokie

A Loser Geek Brokie, or an LGB, is a person that is dumb, stupid, poor, and a background character. They are worthless and always get made fun of for good reasons. They amount to nothing in life, and are bad at it. They are lazy and hated. They don't progress in anything at all, and blame all of their problems on other things because they're stupid.
Look at that Loser Geek Brokie, what an idiot!
by HJJ I October 19, 2023
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granny geek

A person under 30 that goes to sleep before midnight! ! !
lauren went to sleep at 10 o'clock, what a granny geek.
by Granny Geek September 22, 2007
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pencil neck geek

1. A grit-eatin' freak

2. A scum suckin' pea-head with a lousy physique

3. A one man, no good, losing streak.
When I was a child, Fred Blassie's song "Pencil Neck Geek" scared the holy shit out of me, probably because I am one.
by bingobastard August 27, 2009
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band geek graphitti

graphitti written by band geeks.
Examples: Chopin rules, 2nd Tenor Saxophone was here, Suck on this Minuet in D
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personal geek squad

(n.) Slang.

A title given to someone's friend who is a computer geek, often used for his (or her) technical skills. Eventually someone may abuse him (or her) and use their friend's ability for all their electronics.
Joshua is the personal geek squad in his town. He just pimped out Eric's lame notebook PC and gave him a 1080p video background and Google Chrome with awesome Extensions.
by raptroes July 16, 2010
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cross country geek

1. Derogatory name used to describe cross country runners. Most people called this are actually surprisingly popular at school.

2. Someone who lives for no other reason than to be on the xc team.

**It is rude to call someone a cross country geek unless you self-identify as one.

Also see: trackie
That cross country geek would jump off an 18 story building if they got rid of xc tomorrow.
by ~~~ June 19, 2006
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Shit Ass Geek

A Shit Ass Geek (SAG) is an athlete who is either ill-equipped for their sport or wears impractical clothing. A SAG outfit usually consists of board shorts, polo (or wifebeater if you're ghetto), a headband and runners/flipflops. If someone is recognized as a SAG, it is generally assumed that they are not very skilled at the sport, though there are rare exceptions.
Shit Ass Geek: I am so cool i styled my hair this morning and i am wearing runners and long board shorts while playing racquet sports. i am pro.

(chinky accent)

* Walks away while swinging racquet in a pan-handled grip, trying to impress LG's*
by johnmagicson December 07, 2009
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