Friend Card

an unspoken, unbreakable bond amongst true friends

"Hey Bri, do you want to drink tonight because we are friends in college and thats what friends do?"
"Nah man I got to study."
"FRIEND CARD!"
"Ok. Lets get ripped."

by Quazzimotto March 25, 2010

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friend-sex

(verb) When friend #1 solicits friend #2 for intercourse or other sexual favors because friend #1 is desperate as shit and has not had any in forever and solicits friend #2 in an inappropriate way, time, or place.

So, I was standing in the bread isle at Giant when Matt approaches me and asks me for "friend-sex"... What the fuck is "friend-sex?!!"

Bob: "Hey, I haven't had sex in a while..."
Jenny: "Ok..."
Bob: "So I was wondering, friend-to-friend..."
Jenny: "Yeah?"
Bob: "Just as a favor, could you hook me up with, like, some... friend-sex?"
Jenny: . . .

by Anitsirc & Arrais November 10, 2007

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friend zone

The state of being just a friend to somebody, usually for a very long time.

"Better to be an enemy than to be in the friend zone."

-Anonymous

by kw1kw1 December 15, 2011

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friend rape

Not to be confused with actual (sexual) rape, friend rape is when you hangout with someone in such a way that you force them into being your friend. This often occurs with the help of the subjects actual friends.

Bob was avoiding me, so I got his friends to help me friend rape him.

by chris smitherson June 13, 2008

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friend zone

A very frustrating and very shitty place to be. More commonly experienced by men than women. Mostly becuase of the fact that men are comfortable with being in a relationship/fucking a friend, where women will piss and moan about not wanting to ruin a frendship, somehow overlooking the fact that guys already have friends, and so do they. Stupid bitches.

Friend zone? Man, you don't wish that shit on your WORST enemies! Thats fucked up yo.

by You don't need to know my name. February 27, 2005

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