friend zone 

The state of being just a friend to somebody, usually for a very long time.

"Better to be an enemy than to be in the friend zone."

-Anonymous

friend zone by kw1kw1 December 15, 2011

friend rape 

Not to be confused with actual (sexual) rape, friend rape is when you hangout with someone in such a way that you force them into being your friend. This often occurs with the help of the subjects actual friends.

Bob was avoiding me, so I got his friends to help me friend rape him.

friend rape by chris smitherson June 13, 2008

friend zone 

A very frustrating and very shitty place to be. More commonly experienced by men than women. Mostly becuase of the fact that men are comfortable with being in a relationship/fucking a friend, where women will piss and moan about not wanting to ruin a frendship, somehow overlooking the fact that guys already have friends, and so do they. Stupid bitches.

Friend zone? Man, you don't wish that shit on your WORST enemies! Thats fucked up yo.

friend zone by You don't need to know my name. February 27, 2005

friend perv

1. Someone that has perverted (sexual) agendas or interest towards their friends.
2. To friend perv is to engange in friend pervish activity.

You're SUCH a friend perv.

I'm so ashamed, I spent the weekend friend perving.

friend perv by Carablea May 3, 2005

friend bae 

Someone who is your friend that you intend to make your bae

Sally is my friend bae, she'll be bae one day

friend bae by Butter biscuits July 26, 2017

friend with fries 

This phrase stems from the more common fuck friend, however it is a more socially acceptable term. It has the same meaning but with a twist. Let’s assume friendship is like a burger meal, and the fries are like the side order, you can take them or leave them. Friends with fries are friends who skip the main meal, but like to snack on the side.

He is my friend with fries.We meet on the weekends only for a fuck.

friend with fries by Night Spark July 13, 2006

Friend Fatigue 

Comparable to metal fatigue, friend fatigue is a condition contracted by an individual from a self-centered friend as a result of that friend's endlessly repeated tales of misfortune, failure, unhappiness, or success, achievement etc. Freeloaders, depressives and comedians (people who have to make everything a joke)
are character types that are often carriers of this social virus. A person who contracts FF often will usually end up avoiding the carrier. Ironically FF carriers are immune to FF.

For 20 years now Caroline/George has had a series of disastrous love affairs. 5 minutes ago he/she called and already I am being subjected to the latest sad episode of misplaced trust, betrayal, and consequent anguish. I feel my head beginning to tighten and an urgent need to cut off the call. For Caroline/George I no longer feel anything, least of all sympathy. I am in an advanced state of "Friend Fatigue".

Friend Fatigue by Gilssement June 10, 2009