Martin Pain

*Martin pain*

Verb: Martin pain

Definition:
1) to be wholly unaware of one's circumstances

2) to hold strong belief of imminent riches, yet discover that is not the case

Example:
"I'm super excited for my share scheme to come good soon"
"But you know that they only mature monthly five years after investing?"
"Dude, you're shitting me?"
Narrator: _He was not shitting him, he now knows *The Martin pain*_

by Novak_Jak December 03, 2021

Flag

Get the Martin Pain mug.

pain necklace

The scar or bruise around your neck that appears after someone chokes you.

John: Have you seen Rachel's pain necklace?
Tom: Yeah, I gave it to her.

by astronaut in eurovision October 29, 2021

Flag

Get the pain necklace mug.

creaming in pain

Screaming in pain, except when you also cream your pants.

Girl 1: Did you have fun with Nick last night?

Girl 2: Not really. All he wanted me to do was step on him until he was creaming in pain.

by Trotan November 05, 2015

Flag

Get the creaming in pain mug.

Pain guppy

A thirsty little gay sub that craves rough sexual handling. Like in nature, a guppy is a universal prey item. Pain Guppies are always ready to get snatched up when out socially. They enjoy punishment from their daddy/top/dom etc..

Mike is such typical little pain guppy, I saw his Dom man handle him for flirting at Pierre and Friends last night.

by KabirHamour May 24, 2024

Flag

Get the Pain guppy mug.

T Paining

T Paining is a verb used to describe what happens, on a Zoom call, when you start to cut out and your voice starts to glitch and stutter, resembling the heavily autotuned vocals of a T Pain song.

Bob: "The metrics for quarter --- zzz -- bzzz -- fzzzz --- "
Employee: "So it looks like Bob is T Paining right now...let's give him a second to reconnect"

by September 29, 2020

Flag

Get the T Paining mug.