Boost Flu

A cold/flu that takes over your body when you haven’t drove your Boosted car in a long period of time.

You heard about Billy? He cam down with the Boost Flu

by Jet Boost February 1, 2018

Flu-lander

When you are sick with the flu but you check the look to make sure it’s still on point. Complete with a little ‘Blue Steel’ thrown in at the end. Best when observed by someone else.

Okay Flu-Lander you just puked your guts out - put the blue steel pose away and get back to bed.

by Kabbo May 9, 2018

russian flu

A rare from of flu that starts off like a common cold, but you still end up dead. Then it turns out you had been poisoned with Polonium or some sort of neurotoxin.

Brian: "Have you heard about that spy who allegedly got poisoned in England?"
Sam: "Eh, he just got the russian flu, nothing out of the ordinary."

by anontheautisticretard March 13, 2018

bleeding flu

1.when a female is on her period and is hanging with friends and the friend gets their period the next day.

"god dammit Kelly, you gave me the bleeding flu!!!!"
"it wasn't my fault Barbara."

"fucking Kelly."

by big things small things May 10, 2018

walmart flu

The flu like cold that goes around Walmart every year, slowly getting worse until it disappears. In some people, it turns to pneumonia

"Shit, I caught the Walmart flu."

"Don't give it to me!"

by KLeonheart May 15, 2018

bubble flu

Hoarse voice similar to or sounding like laryngitis brought on by smoking too much methamphetamine in bubble pipe.

That fool ain't sick I think he has the bubble flu.

by DamnsonIthoughtyouknew May 26, 2018

shwag flu

Better known as aspergillus symptoms are brought on by smoking moldy or mildewy marijuana. Symptoms include nausea, headache and sore throat similar to a common cold but with no temperature or medicinal effects.

I don't want to smoke any of that s*** it'll give you the shwag flu.

by DamnsonIthoughtyouknew May 26, 2018