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Flaming Swompenoggle

Someone so ridiculous, annoying, creepy, and horrifying, that there is no way to categorize them as a loser, creeper, ect... because they dont quite fit the bill....
Joe Ward: WANNA HAVE SOME SEX?!?!?!

Me: NO! GET BACK YOU FLAMING SWOMPENOGGLE
by smarterthanhermione November 8, 2010
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Flaming Cocktail

During the beggining of sexual intourcourse, the male douses his penis in a gallon of diesel fuel gasoline and proceedes to (preferably with matches) set his member aflame. After this task is completed he continues to manualy insert his flaming member into the woman. He proceedes until the flame is no more.
I am going to give Christine the best flaming cocktail ever.
by fuckmylife97 January 22, 2011
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Flaming Pheonix Of Fire

When an object is lit on fire because of a flameing bag of shit.
Im going to throw a fuck Flaming Pheonix of fire at your ass... Beotch!!!
by Meuosp April 25, 2011
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Flaming Romanov

The ability to have a bowel movement each day at the exact same time, allowing others to reset their wrist watches to the second.
Bill: Dammit, my watch died!! I will need a new battery.

Bob: Relax, Bill. My friend Ted will take a Flaming Romanov at 10:02:43 AM...that way you can reset your watch.
by Design_Flaw May 10, 2011
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flaming heebie jeebies

The third and final stage of a stomach flu when your asshole burns so bad that you scream out loud when the watery shit shoots out. Stage one, the hershey squirts, stage two, dribbling jeestas.
Charlie: Hey Ron, why are you walking so funny.

Ron: You know that stomach flu that hit me, it's at the flaming heebie jeebies stage. One more shit and I'll die.
by Hardoneous Maximus November 13, 2011
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flamingolation

over populaaton of flamingolation in one area.
oh no! were being flamingolationized by all these flamingos!
everybody run!!! ha.
by crittbow28 June 23, 2011
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Flaming testicle

The flaming testicle is a drink created in Austin, TX. It consists of a shot of tequila and a splash of Tabasco. It is decorated with two olives (stuffed with blue cheese) that are dipped in Sambuca and lit on fire.
"Let's go down to the bar and get some flaming testicles!!! Hell yeah!"

"This is the best fucking drink ever"

"Balls on fire!"
by DrunkGeo February 27, 2013
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