Feeding the pig

Waiting and possibly nurturing the girl's "issue" until it passes, at which point you can persue her.

A girl who is too young for you has an attraction for you, but you can't do anything about it due to her age. So you "feed the pig" until she is older and then you allow her attraction for you to turn into something.

Origin: Came from the term "Feeding the pig" which is a situation in where you have a small pig that is useless to you, so you feed it and nurture it until it grows to a fat pig in which you then have a use for it.

Bill: Hey man, that girl wants me so bad. Too bad she's too young.

Tom: Why don't you just feed the pig until she's older?

Bill: Ya man, feeding the pig on this girl will pay off in the end.

by CMBC June 16, 2009

Feeding the Dog

The act of inserting dry dog food into the foreskin of a penis and "chewing" it by pushing the foreskin backwards and forwards repeatedly.

Mom: Eric, what are you doing out there?
Eric: I am just feeding the dog, mom.

by Squidward666 April 24, 2018

Feeding the hungry

A sexual maneuver where one eats bad food and vomits into the female vagina during oral sex.

Oh my god, my boyfriend totally fed my hungry last night... it burned for hours!

by MickeyRourke November 28, 2004

feeding the fish

also known as masturbating. Popularized by a forum where someone asked if semen was bad for his goldfish. Creating the euphemism Feeding the Fish

Last night as I was feeding the fish, the telephone rang and I answered, out of breath.

by Whotfru March 13, 2010

FeedingontheWord.com

n.

1. a blog structured website based on Bible study.

I'm about to check FeedingontheWord.com to see what they have to say about homosexuality.

by FeedingontheWord.com June 24, 2010

feeling the feeling

The feeling of tenseness in your body and your toes curling when you're about to cum.

I almost started feeling the feeling when I saw that beautiful Italian girl sitting across from me on the bus.

by pentozali September 1, 2010

Feeding The Squirrel

Masturbating.

When a squirrel eats a nut, it sounds similar to the noises of one beating off. Hense, feeding the squirrel.

Hank: "Where's Tom at? He was supposed to be here an hour ago."
Greg: "He called me and said he was gonna be late. He got caught up feeding the squirrel."
Hank: "That motherfucker needs to get laid"

by SMac89 December 21, 2010