blumpkin fairy 

A being like the tooth fairy who gives out blumpkins instead of money

or

A person who enjoys giving blumpkins, and does so at every opportunity, usually in a happy or magical manner.

because Rex was a good little boy, the blumpkin fairy gave him a blumpkin.

blumpkin fairy by suzzzzzzzzie January 8, 2009

Ice Fairy 

One who is a male, but a female at heart.
One who skates around like a fairy on the ice and wears purple and pink glittery ice skates with fairy wings on them.

Austin - "You know that Jay kid?"
Nate - "Yeah, what an ice fairy."

Ice Fairy by Schlotfeld April 25, 2007

weed fairy

(n). 1. a person, animal or (less frequently) vehicle that one encounters only after ingesting at least one psychoactive substance while in an altered state of reality. Due to intoxication, it is difficult to confirm the reality or validity of the encounter and/or the object within it.

Guy's! That's the weed fairy-mobile! I always see that LSU Tigers-striped Lamborghini when I'm high as shit!

weed fairy by StevyNix June 3, 2013

Sexual Karma Fairy

The Sexual Karma Fairy is a bit like Cupid. But she decides who you end up with in life. She creates happy marriages to beautiful people for people have been good, and punishes those who have been assholes with strings of unhappy marriages to munters who don't give oral sex. The Sexual Karma Fairy tests you with situations you don't want to be in, and scores you on the way you handle them.

I've just let down an ugly girl gently. The sexual karma fairy owes me big!

Sexual Karma Fairy by Sarkie August 12, 2006

Shower Fairy

A magical fairy that feeds off your body sweat and man goo. If you wait too long in one day to take a shower, then the fairy escapes from the drain and anally rapes you to get your man goo.

Dude, you better take a shower before the Shower Fairy gets you.

Shower Fairy by Shower Fairy May 16, 2007

Tooth Fairy 

A closet gay guy who won't have vaginal sex with any female. He'll only receive oral from every girl he meets.

1. To keep his reputation

2. To hide his secret
3. HE DOESN'T LIKE PUSSY

Nah, you don't want him. He's a a "Tooth Fairy", only wants your jaws and not your box. From what I've heard, he's only ever had oral, because he can imagine it's a guys mouth. But he has to! So his boys don't know!

Tooth Fairy by No1AboveLo May 29, 2011

Magical Dish Fairy 

Fairy that comes to your house in the middle of the night when you have a TON of dirty dishes and just zaps them away to the middle of the sahara desert. OR: When something isn't where you KNOw you left it.

"I SWEAR my XBox was right there and I woke up this morning and it's like the Magical Dish Fairy came by!"

Magical Dish Fairy by Poetaetoe Face January 14, 2005