emotional chilli 

the act of vomiting into a microwave belonging to an ex as retribution for a breakup. The vomit is cooked steaming hot and door left open filling the room with a foul stench. Though not required, one may choose to place a tiny kazoo on top of the vomit for comedic garnish.

I scarfed down some tacos, packed up the rest of my gear then let loose with a fresh serving of emotional chilli.

I came home and the place reeked of puke. It looked like emotional chilli from my ex. WTF? a kazoo?

emotional chilli by Ignatius Grippa January 8, 2014

emotional math 

when you use numbers to describe the feeling of something rather than rely on logic/actual math

"- my education cost me like a 1/4 of a million dollars"
"- wait. you paid $60K a year?"
"- no, it wasn't actually 1/4 of a million. it just FELT like it. i was using emotional math."

emotional math by extreeemelyamerican February 7, 2014

emotional hobo 

Someone who needs to be loved, seems desperate but actually isn't.
When they're single they're just uncomfortable and restless.

I think Susan is an emotional hobo, she's always making plays for guys but never puts out.

emotional hobo by a pimp named slickback the 4th February 15, 2014

emotionally tonedef 

Growing up with no one confiding anything in you so when you enter puberty you don't know how to interact with peers. You keep thinking something magical will fix it and you end up in your thirties having no friends and not being able to emotionally connect/bond/gel with anything other than dogs and maybe cats.

When I grew up no one talked to me so I never learned how to talk. This made me emotionally tonedef so that now the only communication I have is emotionless stuff about hard facts and topics. There's no joy in it. It feels like I have no where to go with anyone.

emotionally tonedef by emotionally_tonedef June 3, 2014

Emotional Partner 

when you have a strong connection with someone, but aren't dating.

my ex and I are best friends. we are emotional partners.

Emotional Partner by royalbluenose October 22, 2014

Emotion spasm 

Outburst of multiple feelings

When you yell, cry, and scream at the same time, you're having an emotion spasm

Emotion spasm by Emotional outburst April 2, 2015

emotionally nearsighted

When you let in-the-moment emotions drive your decisions because you only see how good they are for you in the short term, not how much they will likely fuck you over in the long term.

She is so emotionally nearsighted that marrying "Mr. Right Now" seemed like a better decision than waiting for "Mr. Right."

emotionally nearsighted by rollercoasterbaby October 17, 2015