dookie bandit

A man commonly know as Aaron that takes massive poops in odd places; such as a driveway, playground slide, sandbox, urinal, a cooler, etc.

Oh no! Why is there shit in my driveway? The dookie bandit struck again.

by bignutzputz69 June 15, 2020

Eskimo Dookie Smooch

The sensual act of gently rubbing ones nose, back and forth on the anus of another.

Do anything kinky lately?

Sure did. I gave my girl an Eskimo Dookie Smooch as I was eating her out from behind.

by Toilet Thinker October 29, 2020

Dookie

Excrement that is literally stained; it's stuck like glue inside the toilet and it won't go away, no matter how much you clean up or how hard you brush the toilet.

Ewww! Look at this nasty Dookie! It doesn't wanna go away! I've been scrubbing and scrubbing and it just won't go away!

by MistahRigoh May 28, 2018

Dookie

A new word for weed

I was smoking that dookie

by Tk the one June 29, 2021

dookie chips

The stuff that is left after small pieces of dookie stick to your arse and become crusty

I have so many dookie chips

by Ballsackbeater74 June 9, 2024