cock docker 

A selfish idiot who goes above and beyond any other in being a complete asshole without even realising it.

A really gay "douchebag".

Can also take the place of the term "douchebag" in just about any situation.

see: douchebag

1:That cock docker just sideswiped my car trying to beat the other guy into that parking space.

2:Jack says to Paul after Paul borrowed Jacks PS3 game, lost it and now denies ever borrowing it in the first place, "Paul, you have to be the biggest cock docker I've ever met!"

cock docker by Uvall September 26, 2010

russian space docking 

its when the mans puts his butts on the womans vaginzer and poops real hards and the womans vaginizer is bloody. the man sez 'wheres my fema trailer?'. this is russian space docking.

i once been putting my ass up near the womans special parts. it was real wet. i ates alot of salad. at this moment i realized we be russian space docking cuz she was also at that time of the month and i wasnt waitin' to take a big dump in her parts. mmm. it felt good that day.

russian space docking by shizzyt July 24, 2008

docking 

Normally homosexual. The act of inserting progressivly larger objects in to a mans jap eye (yes all the way down) so eventually one man's knob can fit in the other guy's urethra. (It seems imposiible but I have seen a video proving a 1 inch dildo has been thrusted in and out of a blokes jap eye quite violently!!!)

Elton was Docking David so they could become more closer.

docking by Jon Childs July 29, 2008

dockie 

An extremely retarded forummer, usually found in a creatures community forum.

Fuck! Erica is turning into a dockie! >_<

dockie by k9norn November 12, 2003

Butt Docking 

When two gay or bisexual guys or girls, but usually guys,shit into the others asshole while masterbating...this will not work for diahrea.

i walked in on my dad butt docking.......i was odly aroused. =

Butt Docking by mel the butt docking pirate March 13, 2009

docking 

The act of placing one's cock into a pussy and leaving it there for a prolonged amout of time.

we were so tired, we fell asleep docking.

docking by Mr. Linguini September 12, 2010

docksey

A play on words that simply means "A dock by the sea".

"lets go to the docksey, Jack."
"sure lets go."

docksey by CommonSenseIdiots October 8, 2014