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Digital Canvassing

Supporting a cause (ideology), politician, or organization (501c3 predominantly) on the internet: clogging up social media and the companies server space. Regardless of the analog format or digital format it all stinks of rotting time and space of unsuspecting. No one really cares about saving the whales or growing organic wheatgrass or going to another person's alma mater in order to support the college to keep the underwater basketweaving program afloat pretending it has a viable career option or worthy investment of your time and/or money.
Rando Internet Mutual Aquantance:
Hey dudes and dudetts for my birthday teaming up with facebook fam in solidarity and to occupy greenpeace diesel barge for oceanic protest of the ancient ritual of Japanese Whaling.

(Forewarning Friend)
Hey broh, watch out for that cat who is a mutual acquaintance wants you to join their cause and protest with signatures from the street corner to start digital canvassing for money from suckers. When you see them at the party this weekend don't engage. Abort Abort.
by foxtrotsrabbitburrows December 23, 2022
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Digital-Hell

Badass electronics repairs dudes who can fix ANYTHING from iPods to super S-Frame servers XD
broken electronics? contact digital-hell check ebay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by The Phantom 666 December 6, 2009
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digital entitlement

It’s the belief that since you are able to register as a user on a site, that you have the freedom to comment as you please.
Online trolls suffer from digital entitlement.
by StepchildRed February 14, 2019
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digital anaphase

This is when you shoot a person of the male sex up the ass with hexidecimal coded dildo juice.
by yer916 April 28, 2005
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digital touch

a „digital“ touch is same thing like a physical

just digital
when you’re hrny someshii you can text her/him that u need a digital touch "GOOD LUCK"
by RIPnatch November 21, 2022
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Digital BO$$

One who rules the Digital World with dominance and expertice. Can create consumer-moving media campaigns that utilize multi-platform digital assets and social media push to maximize sales.
GSM #1: Have you seen our digtial revenue pace?
GSM #2: Yeah, it is through the roof. And sales confidence is on fire.
GSM #1: That's because the new Digital Sales Manger is a Boss!
GSM #2: Yeah, a Digital BO$$
by Radio Head December 19, 2013
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Digital Condom

An Adblocker. Usually referred to when a site has malicious advertisements, as if to protect from Digital STDs.
"Check out this kinky-as-fuck porn site, though!"
"Dude, that site has a bunch of bad advertisements on there."
"Good thing I wear my digital condom, then."
by 8res August 19, 2018
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