deceptivecon

A male whom trick women in many ways.

Starscreen is no deceptivecon, Denise !

by Çząr July 28, 2015

Decepticon

A term used to describe someone who looks more/less attractive on an online profile than in person. A deception.

Guy 1: I kinda like her ya know
Guy 2: Don't be fooled dear friend. She a Decepticon.
Guy 1: Ah man. Thanks for having my back bro

*High Fives All Round*

by Dudgey Boo-boo August 10, 2015

Desert Dick

When you haven't had any pussy in a while and your dick gets dry.

When your penis is Suffering from vagina withdraw.

Dude hasn't had sex in a month, so he has desert dick.

I think i have desert dick, i haven't been getting nun lately.

by Urk Da Jerk September 15, 2015

decent soy

Decent Soy is a commonly used word in south London.

Yo Ashley just picked up some new crep.

Ashley- "decent soy"

by Yo lad October 23, 2015

Desert dog

Very sexually aggressive woman. Aka horny bitch

She said she was shy. Then went after my junk like a desert dog

by Thor 9/11 June 18, 2016

Desert Cricket

A term for loud rude gas station clerks who bitch about stupid shit. Typically wear a turban and makes good Arabic folks look bad! Similar to moon crickets but desert crickets are middle eastern not African.

Fucking desert Cricket didn't know what Copenhagen Mint was! And tried hollering at me for buying beer for my kid brother! Fuckin Desert Cricket!

by Cummins12valve97 May 9, 2016

Decent List

A list of one or many people that have some qualities to be a crush but you do not have a crush on them.

Me: So who is on your decent list?
Friend: I don't know? A few people...
Me: gasp Tell me.
Friend: Just remember the people that I'm about to tell you, I do not have a crush on them.

by Amethyst Bandel September 4, 2016