Cupcake

A team or individual who though allowed to play is terrible, bite-sized, and enjoyable to consume on your way to the next opponent.

A schedule full of cupcakes would provide that your teams record is fattened by winning over undeserving opponents.

Yeah they made the playoffs, but they only have enough wins because they played cupcake opponents.

Is the season over? It might as well be since we only have two cupcakes left on the schedule.

by MY Jizz Gonzaga March 1, 2019

Slow Mo Cupcake

A slow mo cupcake is another term for awesome like ska doosh or excellent

We are so Slow Mo Cupcakes

by Orch Dorks June 10, 2011

cupcake mouth

When your Mouth game is so strong you can always make her ooze by adding your sugary lips and soft tongue

With my boyfriends cupcake mouth, I can always count on him so make me ooze.

by Smartass96 November 20, 2017

Cupcake

What you called a vagina when you were little

“Why doesn’t my brother have a cupcake mommy”

“Because he is a boy and boys have peepees”

by jkjkjkjkjkkjk July 1, 2019

Cupcake

Suck it up cupcake

A type of wine named Cupcake

by Grefties May 11, 2019

Topless cupcakes

A reference to the attire of Kate Perry and her back-up dancers in the video "California girls".... it is usually said by girls to compliment another girl on how delicious any baked goods they made in the oven look.

Can also refer to a picture of a girl holding up a baked good in a stylish pose.

1) Picture of a girl holding a pink cupcake in a stylish pose

Girl 1: (comment) Wow, you did a good job baking! Topless cupcakes!

Girl 2: Agreed, Topless cupcakes

by jwlnler88 August 2, 2010

booty cupcakes

The act of a male giving a female cupcakes in return for possible "booty".

"I made this sexy dime piece the best booty cupcakes you ever seen."

by Naoto February 9, 2015