Saran Crap

(noun)

a term reserved for when your plastic wrap gets all stuck to itself, resulting in a half-baked wrap job.

Jason: *pulls leftovers from fridge* "Dude! what's with the saran crap on the noodles?"

by pi@noguy December 07, 2010

crap snapper

a person/thing that enjoys snatching and breaking poo in half.

"damn that guy is a crap snapper"

by chester November 30, 2003

crap-zapped

Body is totally overloaded and at it's breaking point.

I can't believe how fuckin crap-zapped I am. Why the fuck me!

by Chaos December 27, 2003

T-Crap

Disparaging name given to T-grain B&W film such as T-max and Delta.

Some people prefer the traditional look of Tri-X to the new T-crap.

by Fabricator4 November 17, 2006

What's CRAP

A more appropriate name for "what's app", since it is a really crappy annoying phone app.

Oooh... I just received another spam email from what's CRAP!!! :(

by Eddy50 September 04, 2015

Crap-etry

A combination of the words crap and gadgetry. Crap-etry. Used to describe a series of various useless devices and/or other assorted things.

That store was filled with assorted crap-etry.

I was exhausted after spending hours packing boxes of kitchen crap-etry.

We need to have a garage sale in order to get rid of all our crap-etry.

I need to thin out my collection of useless crap-etry.

by brain damage 420 July 03, 2011

Crap Dingle

Dingles of crap. Left behind despite 4-5 wipes with toilet paper. Usual problem with hairy arses.

I was humping her in the missionary position but I couldn't cum, I kept losing my erection. So I asked her to turn over so I could do it doggie style, and hold the base of my shaft. She put her head down on her crossed arms, and her ass up, but then I could smell her crap dingles too well !

by Jake February 01, 2004