Crank

A cry-wank. The act of masterbating whilst crying, usually done as a way to cheer yourself up if you are sad

My girlfriend just broke up with me, I’m gonna go have a crank. Might slip a finger up my ass while I’m doing it aswell

by SquigglyBBC January 5, 2021

Crank

To fuck

“Me and my home boys cranked…with socks on of course.”

by Twatgoddess August 23, 2021

Crank Ass Nigga

An adjective, with its origins in inter-city Atlanta, is used to refer to someone that is acting in a manner similar to that of someone who is high or on methamphetamine.

"I'm going to fuck that crank ass nigga up for looking at my man like that."

by BamBam_ShoelessMan July 18, 2016

Cranking

Not that thing that Maria said it was.

You can’t trust Urban Dictionary, Maria, cranking doesn’t mean that!

by Pipsnob December 6, 2020

Crank

Tiny penis

Alec has a crank

by Georgecrn June 14, 2018

Crank stick

A more fun and better way to say you’re masturbating as a male

“What are you going to do when you get home JP?” “I’m probably going to crank stick at least four times, gotta blow off some steam”

by Thedon123447 July 17, 2024

Cello Crank

When you get into 69 and pluck the girl’s pubes with a fork like spaghetti and then collect them in a jar and then knit them into various clothing items such as a sweater and a scarf or a beanie.

You should see the cello crank hat my girlfriend knitted me.

by SaddamBBL March 29, 2024