Someone who acts as if they’re about to cross a street, usually with a kid or dog in tow, makes a first step toward the crosswalk, causing oncoming traffic to slam on their brakes but then pulls back and farts around with said kid or dog or checks their phone, often also issuing you a scowl thereafter.
by IsMoose&Squirrel May 24, 2023
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Person 1: Ugh, this person is being so damn annoying!
Person 2: It can’t be that bad.
Person 1: He’s ruining the day for everyone! I just wanna shove him into a wall!
Person 2: He must be a real asshole in the corner pocket.
Person 2: It can’t be that bad.
Person 1: He’s ruining the day for everyone! I just wanna shove him into a wall!
Person 2: He must be a real asshole in the corner pocket.
by SyncreticPriestess June 17, 2024
Get the Asshole in the corner pocket mug.The auditory equivalent of “seeing something out of the corner of your eye.” A fleeting or imagined sound, ie: a whisper, knock, name being called, or music; usually experienced when you’re distracted, tired, or surrounded by background noise.
I swear I heard someone say my name, but no one’s even home. I definitely heard something out of the corner of the ear.
That ghosty noise? Just your imagination catching something out of the corner of the ear.
That ghosty noise? Just your imagination catching something out of the corner of the ear.
by CheckeredKoi April 21, 2025
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by limelipslover May 26, 2025
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Thing They are going to get you on loitering you know.
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Thing They are going to get you on loitering you know.
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