Any person involved in information technology, information security, or gaming or your average millennial zombie who spends most of their waking hours on a computer for business, pleasure, or because they don't know else to do, having become completely handicapped by technology.
What happened to Dave? He is sitting at his computer surrounded by empty pizza boxes and energy drinks! - Yeah, he has become a computer slave because the new first person shooter game came out.
by vududady January 6, 2017

An electronic device for storing and processing data, typically in binary form, according to instructions given to it in a variable program.
My computer crashed again :(
by Dr DIVYa January 23, 2024

by ILOVEPORN1 May 12, 2020

Normie: Yo bro you wanna listen to some Taylor Swift and Kanye West?
Radiohead Fan: Nah I'm listening to OK COMPUTER :sunglasses-face:
Normie: *Dies of death*
Radiohead Fan: Nah I'm listening to OK COMPUTER :sunglasses-face:
Normie: *Dies of death*
by Styx223 April 20, 2024

Computer:hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)
by KonHon May 7, 2023

When you install the virus, it begins to birth out it's offspring onto all of your files. The Offspring will coat these files in a subsequent amount of dung. Once the files are fully coated, they will then be sent to the Overlord of the computer Viruses. The Overlord takes his time, but he will, and I repeat, WILL!!! Do anything in his power to fuck all of your files, and it's your job to make sure that doesn't happen. Home gay
by SlungLectDung May 12, 2024
