Chocolate Quickie

The act of shitting in a sink while all the bathroom stalls are being occupied by someone(s) else.

"Did you hear Joey had to perform a Chocolate Quickie since all the stalls were taken up?"

by STlNE March 18, 2022

chocolate starfish

A chocolate starfish refers to ones Anus. If you were to bend over, and look into a mirror you anus would appear to be in a brown, starfish shape.

d00d i totally fingered my chocolate starfish last night!

by Programmer01 January 13, 2008

chocolate surprise

When you are having anal with a girl, and she gets shit on your dick. So you pull a "slip" shove it in her pussy real quick to get the shit off. Then finish the anal. So next time she goes to check out her vagina, she'll find a chocolate surprise.

Did you hear that bitch scream? Must be a chocolate surprise.

by Tom Clancey February 7, 2004

Chocolate Snowflake

After anal sex, reaching in and collecting, then flicking, the resulting deposit across the back of your partner.

Mary's back was covered in chocolate snowflakes after I gave her a pounding last night.

by Asher Hunter August 22, 2007

chocolate ring sunday

When one person begins to take a shit while lying with there ass in the air. Holds it half in, half out so the other person can eat the exposed part with an ice cream spoon

'man I wish I could eat her chocolate ring sunday'

by chubs mcfag January 6, 2008

Chocolate Bear

A term of endearment, to be directed (by a white female) towards a black male

White girl: "Priestly is my chocolate bear, I love him!"

by Blackcat16 March 7, 2010

chocolate thunder

What you hear when an obese black woman approaches.

The sound created when the enormous, flabby thighs on a black fat chick clap togeher.

"Damn, Shalequa must be coming this way, you can hear the chocolate thunder."

by poontang June 30, 2006