Chicago Mayor

There it is! THERE it is! He says it out loud!

Hym "Chicago Mayor says his kids are more important than everyone else! You hear that folks? Parental Dictatorship! We live for them and their fuck trophies! Can't pay your bills? Doesn't matter. 'My kids have soccer practice!' Robbed out of a billion dollars? 'Shouldn't have given more of a shit about my mongrel kids!' We live to be harvested by fat-cock Parental Dictatorship!"

by Hym Iam February 7, 2024

Chicago housing authority

Blacks? Maybe, I don’t know.

Eddie “hey homie, where’s my house at?”

Chicago Housing Authority (the Governor) “hey, here’s a multi million dollar penthouse cuz you’re black”

by Hood rat chiraq bud December 17, 2023

University of Illinois at Chicago

A big university in Chicago that's extremely boring. A majority of students are commuters and therefore clubs are mostly dead and parties are virtually nonexistent, a stark difference from the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. The campus is well known for the ugly architecture and confusing to navigate buildings. It has also earned the nickname University Impossible to Complete because of its low 62% 6 year graduation rate.

I did not get accepted at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign so I attended University of Illinois at Chicago, it really sucks here

by Billiam Beaver April 6, 2023

Chicago Plague

The deathly illness that impacted 3 quarters of the cast of Chicago: Teen Edition.

“Jarrett is sick, he caught the Chicago Plague”

by tankert December 12, 2022

the Chicago welcome

When a Packers fan arrive to Chicago and you are fighting on the stairs. You pull down the Chicago fans pants and toss him backwards down the stairs.

You see that guy get the Chicago welcome at the stadium last Sunday. Dude got tossed.

by M1311 December 24, 2022

Chicago back handy

When a female relative who owns a Chicago style pizza place uses the leftover grease from a pizza to give you a hand job after closing time.

“Hey Aunt Beatrice, do you have the time to give me a Chicago back handy, I saw some leftover grease in the kitchen”

by Gripster August 29, 2023

The Chicago Woodsman

The act of defecating on the back of your one night stands head before leaving their house in the middle of the night.

Mark: Did you hear what happened to Steve Last night?
Jenny: No....Is he OK??
Mark: Yeah, just got The Chicago Woodsman from his one night stand

by The Real Woodsman September 13, 2023