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levels don change 

Nigerian slang. Change in status. Could apply changes to professional, personal, religious, emotional, physical etc
I just got promoted at work, I can’t be seen hanging out with you
Why?
Because levels don change
levels don change by 9jafan May 10, 2023

Bellevue Oil Change 

When you're banging a girl with a trachea hole and cum with your cock inside of the hole, causing your cum to go directly into her mouth. She then swallows your kids with your member still politely rested within her esophagus, resulting in the semen landing on your ding dong. You them pull your cum coated cock out from her trachea hole and into her gaping mouth. She then sucks off the goop on your peen and swallows it once again, this time with her stomach as the final resting place of your potential children.
"I fucking love morbidly obese bitches with medical problems so that I can give them a good ol' Bellevue Oil Change. Smokers aren't so great for an Oil Change though, it's kinda like rubbing sandpaper on your dick."

a pig and some change 

The opposite of “all that and a bag of chips”.
Guy 1: Man, that guy thought he was all that and a bag of chips.
Guy 2: Yeeeeeah. He was actually just a pig and some change.
Guy 1: That’s hilarious!

Wu Yifan change to Wu Yong Meng

Wu Yifan change to Wu Yong Meng
Wu Yifan change to Wu Yong Meng

ohio oil change 

The act of receiving a blow job and the giver inserts a large dildo in your ass with no lube.
He asked for an ohio oil change style bj so I rammed a big black dildo in his ass dry.

containers for change 

Containers for change is a recycling scheme in Australia where you get $0.10 for any cans bottles that have the 10c mark on the back of it
I use containers for change to get pocket money