Cabbage Patch

Someone who's persuaded very easily and is ignorant to themselves and to others around them.

Stop acting so ignorant you damn cabbage patch. Didn't your parents teach you any respect you freakin cabbage patch.

by The jimhoff method October 17, 2025

fermented cabbage

kimchi

Olga: Fermented cabbage is good for your stomach.
Yumin: And for your skin.
Olga: "FERMENTED CABBAGE DANCE "

by DOBBIEEEEE April 28, 2024

Muff Cabbage

Muff cabbage has no real meaning behind it. It was created by South Park in order to make the "It's a Jersey Thing" episode more ridiculous.

This was originated in South Park's Season 14 Episode 9.

Yo, get ya dirty muff cabbage outta here ya garbage!

by Dood Dood October 17, 2010

corned beef and cabbage

A sausage infested with the herp wrapped in some stank stank.

Ryan’s chongy boi found it’s way the the patch, so corned beef and cabbage time!

by RollsLikePoop July 16, 2022

cabbage sisters

A group of girls who smoke marijuana together.

Anthony: Yo man, I like that girl Natalie but she's always stoned.
Ben: Of course dude, she's one of the cabbage sisters.

by rawrgrrnomnom March 14, 2010

Backseat cabbage

When you're having sex in a car in the front seat and when the guy gets off he catches it in his hand and throws it in the backseat so no one has to sit in the wet spot.

Yeah I'll give you a ride. Just if you don't mind the backseat cabbage we'll throw a blanket over it or something

by Madam Amanda May 25, 2023

cabbage fanny

When a girl has a vagina that looks like a donor kebab

“Man I couldn’t have sex with her, she had a cabbage fanny!”

by Jowney February 26, 2018