Care Bear Share

When the most sexually appealing person in the room is passed around, like a joint, to every other person. When one of the participants has the point person they are given exactly 30 seconds of "play time" before they must share with their friends. Game only works if full consent is given by all parties.
Dude, that Care Bear Share really fulfilled me; both in an elementary school morals way and a sexual way.
by vapper8375 April 08, 2015
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Taking care of the men

"while your ass was in new jersey, Greg was slaving away taking care of the men"
by thatkid@39 November 21, 2020
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Coltman's Care

An institute where people go to get diddled.
Jamie always loved to go to Coltman's Care to see his favourites.
by Gulag hermit April 26, 2020
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Fuck if i care

The phrase “fuck if i care” is a way of saying “ i dont care “. It is sometimes used to highlight the level of which you do not care. the difference can be veiwed as

eg.“ i dont care” vs “ i dont give a fuck
Person 1 ( annoying mf )

People in 3rd world countries are dying! How can you waste food

Person 2 (chill ahh mf)
Bru…” fuck if i care”, kids be dyin in Africa and shi but, WE DONT LIVE IN FUCKING AFRICA
by lil nightmare May 03, 2024
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barn hair don't care

A phrase used to describe ones self with messy hair. Typically used on the ranch or farm, but can be used at anytime such as out at the bar.
Had a great ride..now it's time to get cleaned up. Barn Hair Don't Care #BarnHairDontCare
by AnotherUnicorn July 22, 2021
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Day care kenel cough

Children picking up illnesses from other children and taking that cough or cold home to the parents. Honey, it seems like we have been constantly sick ever since we enrolled junior into day care. I know junior is sick today, but we both have to work, just send him in! And the vicious circle of "Day care kenel cough continues"!
by A Big Bad Boy October 16, 2011
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Critical Care

A medical specialty specializing in the care of those in the critical profession. Including movie critics, food critics, fashion critics, etc.

Also, these specialists tend to be gay.
Hey ladies, I'm studying to be a critical care doctor.

Soooo, you mean you're gay?
by Claudius Maximus November 27, 2010
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