The act of smothering a crumpet in tea, the tea being a lubricant, and shoving it your ass, then fisting yourself until it comes out of your mouth.
by Depressed Male July 30, 2017
Get the British Pipelinemug. -A British vacation where you go somewhere in South America and end up being used as a drug mule on the way home.
-When Carlos sends for British citizens to transfer illicit substances back to the United Kingdom.
-When Carlos sends for British citizens to transfer illicit substances back to the United Kingdom.
We were so excited to go to South America for the summer but were afraid our dream getaway would turn into a British Monty Carlo.
by Intellectual Property Owner August 24, 2016
Get the British Monty Carlomug. A British person who has been stabbed to death on the street after the local gang stole their belongings.
by poorp January 11, 2024
Get the British Pincushionmug. by ThatOneSandwich July 20, 2016
Get the British Grindermug. When a guy is blue balled for a few days and when he came it flys out and explodes on the back of he/she’s throat
It’s called the British bazooka cause I did it and I’m British
It’s called the British bazooka cause I did it and I’m British
Guy 1: how was the girl from the club last night
Guy 2: it was amazing she gave head and we finished with a British bazooka
Guy 2: it was amazing she gave head and we finished with a British bazooka
by Bucket Boyy December 26, 2019
Get the British Bazookamug. 
The act of masturbating a horse to produce semen to give to the King of England to save your 3 bedroom estate from demolition.
"Are you coming over tonight? No, I have three more horses to jack off to give Chuck his British Pound..."
by majic mike May 23, 2025
Get the British Poundmug.