dick on bread

A “F.R.I.E.N.D.S.” reference regarding penis on a some loaf bread

-Yo, would you rather give up sex or food?
-....I want dick on bread.

by MisterE1313 May 12, 2018

microwave bread

Finally getting rid of the sexual tension, by fucking the shit out of the person you have wanted to bang from the moment you met.

I can't wait to show Jamal how to microwave bread.

by Jmmmmal May 14, 2016

bread truck

1. A Multi-stop truck. Also known as walk-in delivery or step vans.

2. An armored van or truck, used in transporting valuables, such as large quantities of money. Also used by law enforcement SWAT Teams, private security firms, and the military.

Literal: A truck that carries bread.

1. Bring the bread truck around, we've got deliveries to make.

2. Hijack the bread truck and make off with the dough.

by M. H. Sapien October 13, 2016

ill-bread

Sickly yeast

When I went to eat my sub, I discovered it was inedible due to an acute case of ill-bread

by Woodntknow July 30, 2016

Salad on bread

It’s like a salad, but on bread. (Salad in, on, over, under, etc. bread are not quite the same.)

“Wow Caylie, nice salad.”
“It’s salad ON bread.” 🙄🙄🙄

by Fredisnotdead January 24, 2018

Breaded chicken

When you getting head, dip your wet cock in the sand

After getting head on the beach, i gave myself a breaded chicken

by Captainsquid1 October 23, 2019

Bread Horse

A bread horse is a is rare species where a horse has a slice of bread around its head.

Han-ah: omg did you hear? emoly hymen just called Cecilia a bread horse
Catherine: I mean... did she lie?
Angela: no

by Albino rhinoo October 25, 2019