Biscuit head

Someone who has a massive round head, a bit like a rich tea or digestive biscuit

Have you seen Pod lately, he's got a massive biscuit head!

by D4n1 July 10, 2015

butter your biscuit

a guy cumming on a girls boobs

imma butter your biscuits

by saxfreak3 May 7, 2010

Biscuit Bitch

A fat bitch who thinks she's skinny, and tries to mack on all the dudes.

Damn, look at the size of that bitch, thats the third dick shes sucked tonight shes a big ol biscuit bitch.

by EvGottie May 16, 2006

Biscuit Dip

A British sexual act involving a woman placing her labias upon another persons face and dipping up and down while standing.

*Essentially, the female version of a Teabag.

"Johnny likes it when I ride his face, but sometimes I like to biscuit dip."

"Fancy a biscuit dip?"

by illegal Hugs December 17, 2011

wrinkle biscuit

The beaver on an old hag

Look at granny sporting that wrinkle biscuit! Think I need to get on some young poon instead!

by tfpMeatShield June 9, 2005

bearded biscuit

hairy camel-toe pussy

i banged that bearded biscuit out.

by slugger666 November 15, 2009

creamy biscuits

A game young men play in which they masturbate around a biscuit in which the last person to ejaculate on the biscuit must consume it.

"Let's play creamy biscuits!"

by Long Dong Jay Hong October 19, 2011