bible dude

From South Park (I think). Preacher. Someone who goes around and lectures everyone on moral and values.

Bible Dude: hey Joe whats up ? You want to come with me for a bible study on Saturday night ?
Joe: The bible dude is here! Run !!!!

by ventsyV December 14, 2004

Bullshit Bible Joint

A joint rolled from a prison Bible.
You know, those fake ass Bibles?

Josh: Rip me a page from that little ass Bible.
Me: Why?
Josh: I'm gonna roll a Bullshit Bible Joint.

by SwagPenguin September 6, 2011

Bible study

Sex in a church parking lot.

This looks like a nice church for bible study.

Want to go to bible study later?

by Mjpizza April 22, 2017

Bible

The holy book of Christianity and Judaism. It teaches about objective morality and how to live the correct godly and spiritual life. The founding document of western civilization and human value. That’s why feminists hate it because Jesus would call them degenerate to their face and they don’t believe in morality or human value.

The Bible teaches moral wisdom while intersectionality teaches degeneracy and evil.

by JohnHD1998 January 6, 2021

bible wicked

an exclamation meaning cool, superior

Yo man, I saw Cradle 2 the Grave. That shit was bible wicked

by senfood March 21, 2003

Bible Pimple

A holy pimple; it puts all other pimples to shame.

It's picture day today and I woke up with a Bible Pimple, I'm definately going to buy these photos!

by Bree Denny September 28, 2011

bibliosexual

Noun. (Bib-lee-o-sex-u-al) A bookworm. Someone who is so absorbed in books and literature that they have no time for socialization and a life. They're in love with books as a form of escapism with no need to face or deal with the outside world.

"That Jane is such a bibliosexual... All that damned studying she's been doing for exams, I haven't seen her in weeks!"

"Man that Tim is such a bibliosexual! I bet he lost his virginity to Jane Eyre!"

by Sarah_Clay July 30, 2008