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Ass dandruff

The microscopic skin flakes of ass, scrotum and taint dispersed when an individual removes his drawls. Usually found on toilet seats.
I had to wipe the toilet seat twice because the guy before me dropped so much ass dandruff.

I was going down on the guy and when he pulled off his boxers all his ass dandruff flew into the air.
by Jt-NYC May 15, 2014
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Ass Family

Smart Ass
Wise Ass
Jack Ass
Lazy Ass
Dumb Ass
You must be part of the Ass Family!
by MrBitchin May 30, 2014
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ass kegels

The act of clenching your asshole repeatedly when you really need to poop, but you're not near a bathroom.
Man, there was so much traffic on my way home that I had to do ass kegels to hold it in.
by Jamie Madders November 10, 2014
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gabbys ass

noun: the biggest portions of the anatomy, enables weight to be taken off the feet while sitting on a mans face.
That girl over there has such a gabbys ass.
by stefan buff November 13, 2013
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ass on table

1) Forgetting something extremely important

2) Screwing up

3) Messing up
Jason: Wow I don't have my car keys..

Ernie: WDF ASS ON TABLE DUDE!
by Borntwopk December 12, 2013
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ass baton

A versatile, short, pipe-like utensil usually carried by well-armed Black Friday mall cops. Commonly used for spanking rowdy and/or dangerous/hostile shoppers.
"Aw man, that cop has an ass baton!"

"Oh he finna use that ass baton, you'd best watch out"
by Auggie the Soggy Doggie December 20, 2013
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cameron's ass

The most well shaped ass in the world the way it jiggles in yoga pants is just jaw dropping and that all the guys want some of that jiggle
Hey did you see Cameron's ass in yoga pants.
Yea it's so amazing
by Glyclick February 9, 2015
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