Ball Buffer

A Really Funny Word To Say!

"Ya Ball-Buffin' Faggot Cock Sucker!"

Look Up^

by Josh June 8, 2004

beffer

Someone who gives oral sex usually with reference to a named animal

horse beffer

by Pompey Banjo September 21, 2009

Rookie The Buffet Slayer

Basically Rookie Eats Everything On The Table Or Floor In His Case

Alison:Wa u up to nick?
Nick: Nurrin much jus anging round with Rookie the buffet slayer

by Nicksta January 20, 2005

buffer

this is a man with a massive penis, i mean HUGE!

you are hung like buffer

by jeffrey1234567 September 21, 2005

bethlehem boffer boot

singular of sandals often worn in the arid parts of the Middle East.

"get the drinks in Jonno, I've got a mouth on me like a Bethlehem boffer boot!"

by angry bry February 27, 2009

Trout Buffer

A term used to refer to a person's mouth. Typically used in circumstances such as "shut your whore mouth" or "shut your pudding hole" whilst evoking confusion but also intrigue in the recipient. Derived from the pseudonym for a penis (popularized by the phrase 'drop trout') combined with the polishing ability of saliva and motion of the tongue and lips in a manner similar to buffing whilst performing oral sex.

Kelly: Why won't you come to my parents for dinner with me?
Tim: I think that is moving a little fast for where we are in our relationship....
Kelly: Come Onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ... Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (whining)
Tim: Dammit Kelly! Shut your trout buffer!

by Art Vandelay [import/export] August 21, 2013

BFFENENE

Best friends for ever-n-ever-n-ever.

Yeah, well Becky and Tony are BFFENENE's.

by Tony Vaughn July 13, 2007