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by BicicletaRusa February 14, 2025
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Sign Away Your Soul

Definition 1: A Metaphor to sign away an Individuals state of Freedom.

Definition 2: Within certain religions a delusion of impossibility, because a soul is incapable of being exchanged within a contract, when a soul belongs to the creator of the soul.

Definition 3: A religious belief to exchange a soul within a contract.
Example 1: I required to endure my Mother-In-Laws nagging for my Wife to forgive me, it was like I had to sign away my soul for love.

Example 2: You cannot sign away your soul it is the Property of God.

Example 3: I agreed to a contract with my Master Lucifer to sign away my soul, for a sexy lover.
by Yasashi Tokushu Sei October 2, 2019
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Lay-Away At The PawnShop Ass Nigga

refers to an individual who is financially constrained to the point where, when they visit a pawnshop to purchase items, they must opt for a layaway plan, allowing them to pay for the items in installments, reflecting their limited budget and financial circumstances.
Josh: Hey Rocko, have you noticed how Drew has been acting lately?

Rocko: Yeah, he's been a bit strange. What's up?

Josh: Well, I hate to say it, but I think Drew's turning into a "lay-away at the pawnshop ass nigga."

Rocko: Really? How do you figure?

Josh: Last week, he told me he had to put a microwave on layaway at the pawnshop just to afford it.

Rocko: Man he is always broke!
by fckupthafun September 4, 2023
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Side's Dick Away

A phrase used to describe how close you are to something or being in a short margin.
Similar to the phrase "a hair's breadth" but smaller.
I was a side's dick away from hitting that car.
by Bar B Q February 1, 2022
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Empathy for one. In the absence of empathy, if the amount of energy takes for you to get me to do a thing supersedes the amount of energy required for the thing to be done then it wouldn't be practical for you to make me do the thing. Additionally, my awareness of my own mortality makes it impossible for me to be perpetually made to do thing because I can always just kill myself. It incentivizes harming you and the things you care about. It gives your enemies a de-facto ally. But it's intriguing that you think that there is only one reason...
JeerpJoop "If I can make you do what I want and get away with it, why should I not?"

Hym "Well, for starters, there's more than one reason. Secondly, you literally can't. You can only leverage (either) my desire to live against performing the act OR the hope that I may not have to continue doing it indefinitely. Which is how you get people to stay in your suffering cult. You leverage their desire to live and their hope that their suffering will end to get them to do what you want or behave how you want to behave. It's actually kind of illuminating to because if you're God rewards screwing people over then is it not evil? Sounds evil. It ties back into you not actually believing in God but rather believing that God is on your side and that it will forgive you if you do the opposite of what it said."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2023
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only one of us walks away

slipknot but when the lead singer takes a guitar and covers it in expired peanut butter and shoved it up his ass singing the lyrics to Only One
by pseudonymking:) June 9, 2023
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Kentucky Give-away

The "Kentucky Give-away" is when one man ejaculaes into a female and then shortlly after convinces her into having sex with his buddy as well & then when the baby comes assures them that, that's his buddy's baby.
The "Kentucky Give-away" is when one man ejaculaes into a female and then shortlly after convinces her into having sex with his buddy as well & then when the baby comes assures them that, that's his buddy's baby.
by Big Slamm May 13, 2020
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