Real testerman hours

When a girl rejects you or when you simp and a girl ignores you, or if you're online gf breaks up with you

"Damn bro my online gf broke up with me after 2 hours"

"Real testerman hours there"

by do it jiggle February 25, 2020

Hour Glass Effect

Where a man goes to put a condom thats too small on and it makes the penis look like an hourglass.

My circulation was cut off because of the hour glass effect.

by Brent H. (Lol Nicole) August 6, 2008

25th hour

The 25th hour refers to the start of a new day for a drug dealer.

bout to take another shower on my 25th hour- Jay Z

by @1forcharlie September 12, 2016

Real Trebuchet Hours

The hours between 8 and 10:30 every night when you and the boys gather to appreciate your favourite medieval war machines of mass destruction.

Alex ~ Boys do you know what time it is
Aj ~ Its real trebuchet hours

by Lorge Alberto October 22, 2018

24 Hour Friend

Someone who is always by your side. A friend who loves you no matter your problems. A friend who would stay on the phone with you at any time of the day. Someone who is dedicated to your friendship and who would do anything to always be friends with you.

See her over there, she is a 24 hour friend.!

by Cjjevans13 March 4, 2019

A Gentleman's Half Hour

A time when one feels it most polite to retire to a quiet space for a half hour slumber.

A short rejuvenating snooze.

Corporal: "Sir, the Germans are advancing on our front lines as we speak"

Captain: "How long do we have, old boy?"

Corporal: "Just under an hour, sir"

Captain: "Not to worry, my good man, Ill still have time for A Gentleman's Half Hour in that case, before the battle"

by HonourandIntegrity November 29, 2019

Sad bread hours

A phrase used to describe a teens emotions when they are feeling down in a comical way about things going on around them.

It’s sad bread hours when my crush doesn’t text me back.

by Chadd the Seagull July 20, 2020