Alyssa is the best person
by heart444alyssa October 2, 2023
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Guy: OMG LOOK AT ALYSSA
Girl: OMG SHE IS SO EPIC
Girl 2: LOOK ST HER BEST FRIEND THEY ARENT EVEN AS EPIC AS HER
Girl: OMG SHE IS SO EPIC
Girl 2: LOOK ST HER BEST FRIEND THEY ARENT EVEN AS EPIC AS HER
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Did you see that Alyssa bitch
Yeah I wouldn’t tap that
Why?
Imagine a whole village of people
Ok?
Imagine all their sperm combined in one has been in that
Ew what a whore
I know man I almost got second degree autism from talking to her now imagine fucking her that would be torture
Yeah I wouldn’t tap that
Why?
Imagine a whole village of people
Ok?
Imagine all their sperm combined in one has been in that
Ew what a whore
I know man I almost got second degree autism from talking to her now imagine fucking her that would be torture
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alyssa is the best
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