You cheated on her with a plant before the farmer caught you in his barn with your pants down fucking one of his sheep.
Farmer- What the fuck are you doing in here?
Sheep fucker- Nothing, just wanted to count some sheep.
Farmer- Why are your pants over there?
Sheep- All right, you got me, I wasn't just counting sheep, I had no place to sleep for tonight.
Farmer- You've been fucking my sheep you little son of a bitch!
Sheep Fucker- No way, it's nothing like that! It's not what it looks like!
Farmer- What the fuck are you doing in here?
Sheep fucker- Nothing, just wanted to count some sheep.
Farmer- Why are your pants over there?
Sheep- All right, you got me, I wasn't just counting sheep, I had no place to sleep for tonight.
Farmer- You've been fucking my sheep you little son of a bitch!
Sheep Fucker- No way, it's nothing like that! It's not what it looks like!
by The Original Agahnim October 4, 2021
Get the Sheep fuckermug. by Hail bro February 22, 2017
Get the im sheep cuzmug. by Jimmy the cool kid January 3, 2017
Get the little sheepmug. by NinjaDaJon645 July 30, 2020
Get the Joe Sheepmug. People who believe something on the internet, such as claytonstrEt94 and DareDArrow, without doing their own research or check credited sources. When questioned on their beliefs, they resort to name calling.
Jack: Can't be John is a internet Sheep, he believes everything these dumb YouTubers are saying about censorship.
by FireBornLava December 10, 2021
Get the Internet Sheepmug. by TwatFaced1 December 17, 2019
Get the sheep shaggermug. A seemingly innocent term that is actually gross slang for something sexual or fetish related
Coined by @glitsubasa on Twitter on 2021/12/21
Coined by @glitsubasa on Twitter on 2021/12/21
by Retard Supremacist December 21, 2021
Get the Nice fluffy happy sheepmug.