Ford Fest

A group of teens from the suburbs of Minnesota. Oftentimes referred to as “the bods”. These hipsters crave the attention of women while be cast in the shadow of competing parties like “bamer” and “yomski”. All while perfecting the art of irony.

Bamer: Yo is ford fest going to the function?

Yomski: Yeah bro, let’s def not fucning show up.

by FordBodfranklegus June 21, 2022

Ford

The slowest, stupidest, most expensive pice of shit money can buy. Someone who owns a Ford is likely stupid as all hell.

Dude one: I got a Ford
Dude two: ha gaaaay
Dude three: should have got a Chevy dumbass

by TheactualsmRtone January 17, 2016

Cayden Forde

Cayden is person who is bad at a guitar

Cayden Forde uh oh spaghettioititotitttiotoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

by ianboomer October 21, 2019

James ford

midget oompa loompa in charlie and the chocolate factory

hey look its a james ford!

by FattyBoomba67 April 27, 2022

Jordan Ford

To crush all sales goals and absolutely decimate any and all goals set for the given time frame. To get ahold of the most secluded people by outworking and outsmarting any and all methods of communication to make a meeting happen

Man I am so behind on my sales goals, it's time to jordan ford the hell out of this month

by MilestoneInc February 1, 2022

Robert Ford

The kind of person that really stole the show

Robert Ford would steal your life and try to make a show or a play out of it. Show and play were words that accurately described the life of someone like Robert Ford.

by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021

fording

The Australian Bogan equivalent of the adjective, Holding...
Used by Ford fans that hate those f@cken wooly woofter Holden Cars...

-The act of a person or thing that holds.
-To have or keep in ones hand; grasp.

"Oi Bruce, do you know where my sunnies are?"
"Yeah Mate, youse fording them in ur hands, AYE!".

by Undi3s August 19, 2014